Saturday, May 22, 2010

Summer Has Begun.

Hello readers. I've been busy driving around the country, so I apologize for the pause in posting. In case you didn't know, the Twilight war has ended. I don't know if you could say there was a winner, because it led to a bit of a spat between me and the other party. I don't really care about it anymore, I'm more worried about whats going on this summer.

At the moment, I'm at my older brother Robert's house. Robert lives in the middle of nowhere, even worse than where I live, but he is awesome enough to make it fun. So far we've gone out for some target practice and hung around the house, but they have kept us from being bored. Us, by the way, is Charlsie and I. We're finally together all the time now, and I have to say it is the best thing in my life.

Anyway, lately I've been traveling. First I had to move out of my dorm. YAY! (not). I moved all of my stuff, with the help of Charlsie's car, to Charlsie's grandparents house, where I stayed for a week until Charlsie's graduation!!! WHOOO HOO! So glad for that. My parents came down and I loaded my junk into their van and a few days after that I went to their house with Charlsie. We spent some time looking for jobs there but we just HAD to visit my brother so here we are. WHOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So.... life is crazy. I may have agreed to let a dog try to kill me. They tell me that it won't get through the bite suit... sounds like a terrible prank... Nah just kidding, it'll be ok. Jake is semi-mad with me, Rachel is randomly clingy and her usual annoying self, Dad is nutso as always, Mom is being driven nutso as always, and Joe... well he's just a younger version of me. I'm so glad to be away from the main part of the family right now because of all the crazy. After the stress of finals, riding in a car 30+ hours within 4 days, the fight with my opponent, stressed out family, and some other family drama I don't want to get into, I am in sore need of some mindless fun and stress reduction therapy (AKA shooting a ton of big guns).

I still have graphs for you guys to see, but I'm not going to put them up unless I get a poll reaction from you guys. Oh, and you need to COMMENT! I feel like you guys aren't listening. Oh well. This is mostly just to improve my writing skills and release tension.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

End o` the (School) Year+ Rant on the AWESOME EPICNESS OF CHARLSIE!

Hello reader. Yes I'm pretty sure you are the only one I have anymore Charlsie. Oh well...

This is the record of my thoughts at the end of the school year. This is the year that Charlsie graduates from high school. Its kind of funny for me. Its really exciting to know that she will be with me for the rest of my life. I know that we're going to be awesome together, and I really cannot wait to marry her!

So I'm going to go on a rant about my girlfriend and how wonderful she is. Anybody who thinks this is too sappy can just get over it.

SO: There are 5 things that make Charlsie so wonderful: She is Beautiful, She is Talented, She is Intelligent, She is Random, and She is Engaging.

To anybody who has never seen Charlsie, the picture below is for you.


Ok now look at her and tell me she's not beautiful. She is awesome to look at. She has an amazing figure, beautiful hair, and wonderful sexy legs (my personal favorite ;) ) If you don't think this body is sexy, you are obviously not into women.

Charlsie is also a very talented individual. Her most evident skill, and the skill through which she will pay for college, and make a career out of, is her singing voice. She is a soprano in several choirs and is likely going to be a section leader in her college choirs. She is also a fantastic soloist who has been recently been asked more and more to perform. She is a wonderful actress who has won many awards for her skills, and is most at home when working with improvisation ensembles. All of this doesn't even to begin to describe her talents. She is an excellent cook who has can throw together an amazing meal out of seemingly nothing. She is good with technology, good with decorating, and has a knack for budgeting and money management. She also seems to be able to find most anything in less than 5 minutes immediately after you haven't found it for about three hours.

I love Charlsie's talents because they are amazing to me. I'm not much of a singer, so her voice talents blow me away every time she sings. She has an angelic voice, and I love to sit next to her and just listen to her practice a song to make it perfect. As for her other talents, they are perfectly complimented to my own, and we both make for a great show when we begin acting. Incidentally, both of us were leading members of out High School Thespian troop. She was Co-president and I was Vice-president. That ought to tell you how good the plays we worked on were!

Charlsie is also a very intelligent woman. Most people define intelligence in two ways: practical and academic. Charlsie is both. Charlsie has impressed me with her ability to learn in the years I've known her. She has learned a great deal academically, and I'm fully confident that she will graduate college with honors, but her greatest achievements involve her learning in practical matters. She has learned a lot about life and people in her life. Without going into too much detail, I will just say that she has been through a lot of abuse, and has come through it with a love for people, a driving need to help people to rise above themselves, and an ability to see through the bull that people put up. She knows how to maneuver through life and people much more adeptly than I, and is simply amazing, at least to me, in her skillful handling of even the most mundane tasks.

I love Charlsie for her intelligence because she is both my equal and my opposite. She is a person who asks "How?" while I am a person who asks "Why?" Charlsie is my equal in academic learning (perhaps even superior, but don't tell her), but she is beyond me in the realms of practical learning. I seriously could not function without her most days. She motivates me and really knows how to work a bureaucratic system. Without Charlsie's amazing brain, I would be nothing.

Nobody who has ever met Charlsie is able to say she is not random. This may sound like something that wouldn't be very lovable, but it is absolutely one of the funniest things about her. Since my youth, I have usually been able to size people up pretty accurately with only a few minutes of contact. Charlsie was not one of those people. When I met Charlsie, she asked me to move out of her seat, and, about 25 minutes later, bit me. She left a bruise that lasted 2 days and we have laughed about it ever since. Charlsie knows better than anyone I know how to bring a smile to anybodies face no matter their troubles. She is has random thoughts which bring out new ideas and make everyone around her laugh out loud.

I love her randomness because it brings a lot of joy into my life. I know that Charlsie will never allow me to be sad or bored for very long because she simply cannot help being amusing and observant. Sometimes, I will take her to new places to hear what she has to say about them. Other times, I will be sitting around in a place that is perfectly familiar talking about something I know pretty much anything about, and suddenly she will throw out a random thought that makes me think of 12ish things and we just spend hours discussing semi-pointless, but quite amusing things.

Charlsie is also very curious and engaging. Her randomness comes from her curiosity and her engagement comes from her talent and intelligence. She is continually thinking and inspiring thoughts in others. This, more than anything, is what caused me to fall in love with her. She constantly challenges people to think in new and exciting ways about things.

I love this because it is amazing to me that she can see things in such different ways from me. I'm pretty boring and straightforward when it comes to viewing the world, but Charlsie sees a beautiful landscape of life and colors that inspire her to say some of the most profound things I've ever heard from a human being.

To conclude, Charlsie is quite literally the most amazing woman I have ever known. I love her beyond anything else. She is the light of my life, the other half of my soul, and if I didn't have her I would not want to live. I LOVE YOU CHARLSIE GREELEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a awesome graduation, and you better have a wonderful summer and a bright future!

Ok, so now you fair readers know about my wonderful fiancee and how awesome she truly is. But if you try to take her from me I will kill you. By burying you in a fire ant hill covered in honey. After skinning you. And breaking your bones. Just saying. Lol.