Guess this has become an every other day thing/ Warning this post will contain numerous uses of the word penis

Alright Monday! Just kidding. I am so with Garfield. I hate Mondays with a fiery passion bordering that of my hatred for the sun. But I digress. Not much actually happened. I should have warned you that my days are really boring.

I think I should note that Mondays are not always bad. Sometimes they're tolerable. Like when there is no school. This Monday was tolerable, even though there was school. I guess its because I didn't really do much. I honestly don't even remember what I did. It was that unremarkable.

On a better note though I'm achievement farming on Fallout 3 now. I'm playing through as an evil and a neutral character now. I've noticed that in an RPG format, at least those where you have a choice of alignment, there are 3 types of gamers. There are the really nice people who simply use the game to continue doing good things for virtual people. There are the neutral/nice people who use the game's world as a place to wreak havoc and embrace their less than nice urges. Finally, there are the people that are hell on wheels and just like causing mindless destruction. Its an odd phenomenon. What do you think about it and what kind are you?

Then there was today. Today was a ok day... Unfortunately I saw more penis today than I ever wanted/needed to. Let me start at the beginning.

I slept in till 10:30. YAY! lol But I got up and went to eat at the cafeteria at 11. No that is not where I saw penis. Then I went to my room.

Now I live in a dorm with lots of baseball players. My opinion of male athletes, sorry to anybody who's reading, is that they are men with homoerotic tendencies who mask those tendencies in homophobia whilst still engaging in activity that requires them to spend lots of time bonding and being in close contact to men. And also showering with men (shudders). Let me qualify this by saying this is a general ~opinion~ based on observation as well as participation, and is in no way true for all athletes. I'll tell you how I feel about female athletes some other time.

Now I told you all that to tell you that I did not see penis in my room either. Ha! In any case, I went to work out later. Sorry, no penis there either. In fact the only other person there was a chick that was leaving as I came in. This was good because I always feel awkward when other people are in the room while I work out. Maybe its just me...

In any case, I ran back to my dorm and laid down in my bed to nap until my roommate got back from class. No, it was not my roommate's penis.

I have film class at 5:30 pm on Tuesdays. The cafeteria opens at 5:00. So I have to boogie to get it all done. So I did something I usually don't do. I took a shower while the baseball players were. *cue "omg!" music* Yes this is the part of the story where the penis comes in. Now just to inform, the bathroom has four shower stalls with perfectly functional curtains in front of each one. This fact has apparently been lost on the two men who were showering when I got in there.

Now that we are at this junction. I have to say that sometimes the showers get left on for no decipherable reason sometimes, so when I saw the curtains open I didn't expect to see penis. So I don't want to hear the "why were you looking?" In addition, I am a keen observer so I notice pretty much everything. Even when I would rather not. EVEN WHEN MY EYES ARE ASSAULTED WITH IMAGES TOO HORRIBLE TO IMAGINE!! So. There you have it.

So, I showered (with the curtain closed!) quickly, then ate quickly, then ran to class.

So. To summarize my day, it was mostly normal, with extra penis. Very odd...

In any case, I'm sure you are tired of me using the word penis, so I promise that after this paragraph I will no longer use it. I apologize for the overly generous use of the word penis, and think that anyone truly offended by my use of the word penis should become more comfortable with sexuality, and be glad that I used the anatomically correct term of penis rather than the numerous other words which could be employed to describe said body part. I also think they should go to the corner store and purchase a sense of humor. It does a body good.