More Graphs! Oh Yeah, and I Rant About Twilight Sucking in this One.

Hello any loyal readers I still have. So I haven't posted very much lately. Sorry about that. If you guys commented more I'd probably be in a mood more often. A lot of times I feel like I'm just talking to a wall here... By the way, if any of you actually read the post about the lecture, I'd really like to know what you thought about what the guy said, if I was a crappy summarizer, or if you have questions. If not, well ok then. Ha ha!

My week has been BORING! No awkward bathroom situations, no random walking in on Brandon doing something weird, and, worst of all, no random T.V. shows inducing rants! Just classes and the occasional unremarkable joke. *sigh* On the plus side, I've been somewhat productive this week. I've started working on a paper at least 2 weeks before its due, I'm studying like a nerd for history, and I'm even considering going to the library to study with *gasp* other people *cue "Twilight Zone Theme"*

So is it weird that typing "Twilight" a minute ago triggered an instinctive gag reflex? The correct answer is NO! The Twilight books are wastes of paper that are not worth wiping my ass with. *gasp at curse word from stage left* You heard me. I can say this with all necessary vehemence now because I was forced, with the threat of never kissing me again, to read all four pathetic, appalling, and more-disgusting-than-ball-sweat uses of the English language by Charlsie. You may now form an angry mob and surround her house. Oh and I don't care how brooding, broken, and sparkly he is! A 200+ old vampire would never fall in love with a pathetic waste of flesh like that girl! She is far too immature. She is far too stupid. She causes way too many problems. She is his food. Sorry folks, I can't deal with women my age most days and there is no way a mature vampire would either. Especially when he could eat her and put everyone, including the put-upon boyfriends forced to read that garbage, out their misery.

Ok. Now that I've bashed Twilight, how about some graphs? No? Anyone? Too bad.


Ok. Charlsie better love this one. It has two of her favorite music people on it, and the other two I'm pretty sure she likes/would like. I personally just put this here for her. It was only mildly amusing to me, but I don't have the emotions invested in these bands some people do.


This... is... so...true... Except for the teenage girl part. I have no experience with that. I know that when I started listening to rock and/or heavy metal, my Mom and Dad sat me down and had a serious talk with me about the kind of messages I was listening to. It was absolutely hilarious. This is the first time I remember smarting off to my parents and not getting hit in the back of the head for it. Its probably not, but its the first I remember. Basically I said, "Don't the old rock and country songs you listen to have a lot of drinking, partying, and cheating on spouses in them? Besides, most of the metal bands I'm listening to have strong messages against suicide, drinking, and have strong Christian overtones (not so true anymore but it was at the time)." speechless parents= Most... fun... ever! Anyway, I now listen to lots of music and have not once felt the urge to eat a baby. The others maybe but that happened a lot before I was even off of "wheels on the bus". Except the teenage girl thing. Only felt that urge when I realized that being a dude sucks. It went away 13 and 1/2 seconds later when I realized being a girl sucks even worse. Situation= dude getting treated terribly by a girl followed by her screaming in pain because of her period.

So those are my music related graphs. I hope you enjoyed. And what is the deal with airline food anyway?